Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Immaculate Conception


That insurance company got you down? Know your rights!  I've concluded my maternity leave and low and behold it's time for me to go back to work... But I'm feeling a bit sad and have been since Evy was born.  Who knew postpartum depression could be considered a preexisting condition???? Seroiusly... apparently I've been postpartum since before Evy was born.  She is the immaculate conception and a bonefide SAINT!  If that's the case I should be trying to get on Oprah and selling pictures of my "lil' MIRACLE" to the highest bidder.  I wonder how much I can get for a lock of her hair? Hopefully it's enough to cover rent, utilities since I'm heading toward the fight of the century with my insurance carrier.  Those jokesters are HILARIOUS! They'll come up with anything get out of paying my short term disability.  Now I understand what Mr. Obama was fighting for.  Thank you, Mr. President.  I hear you loud and clear...